their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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