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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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