Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
tell me about the fingering
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