sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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