then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Holy sore nipples Batman
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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