I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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