i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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