He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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