There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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