Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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