I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
