That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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