i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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