Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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