So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Randomize
