we made out on top of his cat.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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