how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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