Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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