If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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