you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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