Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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