What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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