Please, let me fuck your mom
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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