Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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