This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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