Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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