Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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