She announced her abortion via fbk
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
