One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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