I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize
