...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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