i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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