"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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