she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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