Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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