Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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