awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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