sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i think im in europe. pls send help
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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