i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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