just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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