I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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