About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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