Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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