Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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