Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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