omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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