you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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