Hey man sorry I got all grabby
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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