I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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