this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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