I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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